The Best Morning!

Every morning La'donis usually wakes up to the smell of his beautiful wife, Kim's cooking, but this morning...the unthinkable happened. It was the last damn thing he would've imagined.

"Wake up bitch!" commanded the angry black man draped in all black.

He looks up sweepingly to find his wife crying with guns to both of their heads.

Calmly the masked man asks, "Do you know what today is?"

"Look I know why your here, I'm sorry!" La'donis exclaimed. "I have it, I told you..."

A quick blow to the mouth, "I don't care 'what you told me'," he mocked. "All I know is that I payed for a package and for some fucked up reason, i don't have one."

"I told you I'd give it to you my..."

"Boy what part of I don't care do you not understand?"

"Just give it to him now, La'donis!" yelled Kim.

"I can get it for you," La'donis explained. "It's just in the other room."

La'donis races into the back room in search for the lamp. He comes back with the package and the man laughs, shaking his head with despair."You actually came through, but since there was a delay in shipping, I'm gonna need my money back..."

"The hell are you talking abo..." La'donis yelled.

"Do you have a problem with that?" the man asked while he cocked his gun back.

"No," La'donis mumbles looking down in shame.

"Hmmp, I didn't think so either." He shakes the lamp close to his ear and says, "It better be right too nigga."

He closes the door and immediately Kim screams, "What the hell was that?"

"It's nothing dear I handled it," He said in a modest tone trying to calm her down.

"Bullshit! 'You handled it'...La'donis please, and I know that was more than a lamp. What was in there, La'donis?

"You don't want to know trust me."

"You know what, you probly' right because imma go off on your ass in a minute."

"Way to start the damn day!" La'donis said with a giggle.