Friday, April 29, 2011
Memories
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Time pasts
La'donis' friends, Oj Smith and Jose Guapo, both came over one cold and rainy morning to cheer him up and get him out of the house.
"You haven't left this couch in 3 months man!" said Oj.
"Yeah man, you need to get out and live," Jose added. "Dude, they have free hot dogs at the bowling alley tonight, you down?"
"Ugh, I don't know guys. I'll think about it."
"Alright now," Oj replied. "Imma hold you to it."
That night.
"La'donis!" Jose yelled. "Glad you made it man."
"Yeah good to see you dude," said Oj. "These free hot dogs are bangin!"
"Whatever guys just add me in the game," he said enthusiastically.
"Yeahhh there we go!"
"Smookys back!"
About 3 games in, while the guys are having a good time, an odd couple enters the building. They appeared to be homeless or very unhygienic.
"Do you have any hot dogs?" the woman asks.
"Yes ma'am we do," answered the worker. "Today all hot dogs.."
Quickly cut off by the man he yells, "Shut up and give us all the hot dogs you have!"
"Please sir, you don't have to do this," another worker said trying to calm him down. "All of our hot dogs are ..."
"I don't care! Just shut up!"
Meanwhile, La'donis and the guys were sneaking out the back door, drunk out of their minds.
"Haha, Oh my God, you shoulda seen your face, Jose!" laughed La'donis.
"Yeah whatever. Bowling sucks anyway."
The guys walking down Moth street and King street towards Queen's Palace.
"Hold up," commanded Jose.
"What nigga?"
They all glance at the flashing lights above Queen's Palace. Cameras flashing, a huge crowd parading around a stretch limo. Who would've guessed that a celebrity would be in their town?
Friday, March 25, 2011
Kim!!!!!
"Uncle Donis'!" he screamed.
Distracted by the crowd, La'donis tried his best to block out the chaos in search of his nephew.
"Uncle La'donis! I'm over here!" he yelled running full throttle towards him.
"Oh my God were have you been?" questioned La'donis in relief.
"Bang!" a gun shot went off!
Screams everywhere, people stuck clueless not knowing what to do. A woman lied in the dirt with a gun shot wound to the chest.
"Somebody help her!" a woman yelled.
The muggers in shock of what they've done, panicking themselves. "Let's get outa here, man!"
Sirens being herd in the distance, " We gotta go...we gotta go now!" a mugger panted.
The muggers left and everybody was trying to help the woman from dying.
"Does anyone know her?" a man asked.
"Kim!" La'donis asked walking around the park for her. Walking toward the crowd surrounding the body he asked "Has anybody seen my wife, K..." he gasps from the site of his wife's body. "Phillip go wait in the car!" he commanded, shoving him away from the crowd.
"Oh my God, what happened?" He asked, falling to his knees.
"She was shot by one of the muggers," replied, Drexel Young, a bouncer at the Queen's Palace. "Do you by any chance happen to know who she is?"
Crying, La'donis weeps, "She's my....She's my wi...wife."
Friday, March 11, 2011
The Nephew
He grabs him while in stride and asks, "Have you seen little Phillip?"
He replies, "Yeah I just saw him near the rear entrance."
"And you didn't get him you idiot?" He shoves him in the arm then, he hears a tiny voice yelling 'Uncle Donis!'.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
The Best Morning!
"Wake up bitch!" commanded the angry black man draped in all black.
He looks up sweepingly to find his wife crying with guns to both of their heads.
Calmly the masked man asks, "Do you know what today is?"
"Look I know why your here, I'm sorry!" La'donis exclaimed. "I have it, I told you..."
A quick blow to the mouth, "I don't care 'what you told me'," he mocked. "All I know is that I payed for a package and for some fucked up reason, i don't have one."
"I told you I'd give it to you my..."
"Boy what part of I don't care do you not understand?"
"Just give it to him now, La'donis!" yelled Kim.
"I can get it for you," La'donis explained. "It's just in the other room."
La'donis races into the back room in search for the lamp. He comes back with the package and the man laughs, shaking his head with despair."You actually came through, but since there was a delay in shipping, I'm gonna need my money back..."
"The hell are you talking abo..." La'donis yelled.
"Do you have a problem with that?" the man asked while he cocked his gun back.
"No," La'donis mumbles looking down in shame.
"Hmmp, I didn't think so either." He shakes the lamp close to his ear and says, "It better be right too nigga."
He closes the door and immediately Kim screams, "What the hell was that?"
"It's nothing dear I handled it," He said in a modest tone trying to calm her down.
"Bullshit! 'You handled it'...La'donis please, and I know that was more than a lamp. What was in there, La'donis?
"You don't want to know trust me."
"You know what, you probly' right because imma go off on your ass in a minute."
"Way to start the damn day!" La'donis said with a giggle.